If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Do you ever feel like this when you go shopping?

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

Countless hours can be had laughing while watching your dog with painted eyebrows stare at you like you are crazy

Cool trick to make your internet friends think you have a social life and actually leave the house.