The best way to potty train your kid is to literally scare the crap out of them.

The is how you save yourself from getting a sore neck

Woman wearing a I may not be perfect but parts of me are very awesome t-shirt. This is very true......she has a great smile.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

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