He should have had it delivered

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

Napoleon Dynamite Would Love These Talons

You Gotta Love A Hotel That Caters To Your Extravagant Request To Make Your Stay That Much Better