A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Napoleon Dynamite Would Love These Talons

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Man And His Dog Enjoying A Nice Sunny Day

This Man Is Living Proof That You Can Turn Trash Into Treasure