They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Ketchup being poured over a hot dog makes for a nice picture but what about the mustard and relish?

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Cute baby Giraffe. How does it walk on those stick legs?

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Hopefully this was a free car wash