A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

Good luck trying to beat Mrs Chiggers

Some things in life are so not fair especially when the cat gets to poop in the house.

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

I think I saw this cat roaming the strip in West Hollywood once

A Striking Resemblance Between These Two Guys Unfortunately For The Newscaster