What is this guy waiting for!? Just take the damn picture already!

Sex is a exactly like pizza.

This dudes Hanson tattoo would be pretty cool if MMMBop was still a Top 40 hit.

If have an unsightly cat litter box in your house then you may want to get one of these.

Number of photos taken. Neil Armstrong on the moon vs a selfie addict in the bathroom.

Farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around....