The Nessie Ladle cooking utensil is a must have kitchen tool for those Loch Ness monster fans.

When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese.