Everyone looks great sitting at the bar in this place

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Nothing To See Here Except Some Goats In A Tree

The Author Of This Book Should Have Put His Name In A Different Location

It Is Hard To Get Any Work Done At The Library When There Is A Ginormous Butt Crack Staring At You

New Kids Toy Actually Poops Jewels. Yes It Poops Jewels. Who Thinks Of This Stuff?