Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

We know. We know. This is Wong on so many levels.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.