A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

Just a couple of ferrets in pastel colored turtlenecks

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

Some things in life are so not fair especially when the cat gets to poop in the house.

The most amazing remote control ever created by man