This Male Bartender Has A Great Pair Of Legs.

When You Are Driving Around With 7 Gallons Of White Paint In The Back Of Your Car And You Get Into An Accident This Is What Happens.

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

I Don't Think I Will Be Visiting Tickera Any Time Soon If They Hope You Catch Crabs During Your Stay.