Always stand your ground no matter what

Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Hours of entertainment is to be had by watching cats stare at a bug in a lamp shade.

The Michelin man would be impressed

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.