If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

We all perceive beauty in our own separate ways

Ketchup being poured over a hot dog makes for a nice picture but what about the mustard and relish?

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

He should have had it delivered