If these kids get 1 million likes they won't get crap because their mommy has morals and a brain.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Guy told the barber he wanted to step his game up.

Getting old sucks and receiving a birthday cake that looks like a corny turd doesn't help.

How dare you call me a raging alcoholic!

Being a first time parent can be a frightening experience in the beginning.