Gas prices got you down?

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Is she stuck or just taking care of an itch?

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

A Striking Resemblance Between These Two Guys Unfortunately For The Newscaster

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.