Funny Wrong Number Text Replies

It Is Hard To Get Any Work Done At The Library When There Is A Ginormous Butt Crack Staring At You

There Isn't A School Nearby They Are Just Telling You To Be Quiet Because Something Cool Is Down The Street.

Don't take a selfie in a mirror if your name is Lana and it is written on your shirt.

Love is being able to rip a monster fart in front of your significant other.

Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?