Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.

The portion plate will teach you healthy eating habits...Mmm pizza rolls!