No! I don't wanna go back to school.

The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.