You burn the same amount of calories having sex as you would running 5 miles.....

Before the smartphone people had to use pay phones to take selfies.

Nothing's wrong with him, He just ugly as hell.

Nothing says I'm a bad ass more than taking a selfie with a great white shark.

Taking your dog for a walk in a golf cart. Lazy ass.

We can laugh together and cry together but you better not touch my coffee.