Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?

He Will Need More Than Mini Nose Trimmers. Perhaps He Should Try A Chainsaw.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

Girl sneaks one by the yearbook editors with some periodic table turned Notorious B.I.G. lyrics.

She Isn't Lying When She Says She Is On Her Last Leg.