Video game difficulty settings for the real world.

I might get up and go jogging today. I also might win the lottery.

Look at this boob. It is a nice boob.

Without pets, life can be boring.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.