How evolution came to a complete stop.

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

It's so damn hot but just be thankful you aren't a corn on the cob.

23 Girls 1 Cup. Team USA wins the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup.

Dave Grohl totally looks like Dave Grohl?