Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

The infamous pretzel tree

Sign giving you a reason to get a vasectomy

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!