Bill Cosby replaces Jack Nicholson in the famous Here's Johnny scene from 'The Shining.'

Strange bathroom requires kids 17 and under to wear a helmet.

But Chloe, I'm straight. So is spaghetti till it's wet.

Al Bundy suggests you never try to understand women.

This guy cut me off but I decided to let it slide.

Always use protection when you're horny.