I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

Our relationship should be like a classic Nintendo 64.

7-year-old girl named Rita Lawlor saved her moms life with the help of pizza.

Fat guy and a Smartcar. This could get interesting.

30 years ago this was considered cool and I am sure someone out there thinks it still is.