Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

A wife is like a hand grenade.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Dave Grohl totally looks like Dave Grohl?

Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.