When women take a group photo gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger.
"Don't feed the bears" warning doesn't sugar coat anything and is blatantly honest.
Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....
Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.
This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.
Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.