I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

If this baby grows into his feet, he should be about 9 feet tall.

I thought my relationship problems were complicated until I read this.

Dear Flo, Thanks for last night. I think our relationship is progressing nicely. xoxo

Going from A's to B's can affect your grades.