Arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering illegally. What a country!

He drank too much and passed out at a hockey game.

I am sure Jon Bon Jovi would not be very impressed with this Jon Bovi character or this tattoo.

I think it is safe to say this dog was having second thoughts the moment his paws left the ground.

Ordered two cakes and told them to write "Happy Birthday" on both.

Stupid friends make you feel smart.