Man arrested for DUI wearing t-shirt with picture of his last mugshot.

I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn.

Cat lost one of his eyes in a fight, so his kind owner gave him a fake one to boost his confidence.

John Lennon being mistaken as the father of Harry Potter is just not right.

My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

When I wear a tight shirt. How I feel vs How I look.