Proof that Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome.

Why Jeb? Why did 86,000 campaign mailers get sent showing Jeb Bush with a white hand and black hand?

The average aging process of an Asian woman.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

No! I don't wanna go back to school.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.