Frog eyes nipple shirt should help you get the attention you deserve while out in public.

This little dog knows how to pass gas with style.

When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.