Pappy's 'Not Made in China' barbecue & dipping sauce without lead paint! Made in USA!

Some heroes don't wear a cape, they hold a roll of toilet paper.

Living in Greece is like being a tampon.

Never leave a pen in a hot car.

Cool looking dog seems to be part tiger, part raccoon, and part who knows what.

Freddie Mercury from Queen tattoo is a nice tribute but a little off.