Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.

Jack Mehoff really does exist.

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.

Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit according to this Church.

Great shirt to have if you enjoy screwing with people in public.