Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turns out to be human.

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a baseball glove.

People say love is the best feeling, but I disagree.

The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.

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The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day.