If You Ever Do Something That You Think Is Really Dumb Don't Worry It Could Be Worse. You Could Be A Sloth.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

No wi-fi. Talk to each other.

Used Car Lot Doesn't Understand How To Install The Letters In The Proper Order.

Safety On The Job Site Should Always Be The Number One Priority.

When Your Friend Is Holding Your Shirt So You Don't Fall Off A Tall Building You Should Make Him Put Down His Beer First.