Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese.

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

This handicapped parking sign comes with a fair warning.

Court refuses trial by combat.