I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

My tennis trophy got damaged.

When the username you want is taken...

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.