If you don't mean bacon and eggs when using the term 'BAE' I don't want to know you.

It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

All Daddy wanted was a BJ.

The exact spot where my zipper broke.

Steven Spielberg needs to stop trophy killing. First a dinosaur and now an AT-AT walker.

Teacher asked me to turn in my Essay... Snitches get stitches.