Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.