Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.

When you buy a pair of these Fake shoes at least you know what you are getting.

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.