Browser history of a 5-year-old girl.

Lost Dog. Long-haired blonde mutt, shots not up to date, loves to play with balls. No Reward.

Uranium Ore on Amazon has some very interesting reviews.

Medical advice and sex tapes by Kim Kardashian.

Smash Mouth, Insane Clown Posse, and Guy Fieri. Think about it.

Took a picture of a dragonfly on my toe, but a huge muffin top and some sideboob ruined it.