Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

Coffee just runs right through me.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

When the username you want is taken...

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.