'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

My tennis trophy got damaged.

When the username you want is taken...

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.