Dwayne "The Spock" Johnson. If ya smell what the Spock is cookin'.

Just brushed my dog, and made a new one.

Lionel Richie is still wondering if anyone is looking for him.

Dude forgot he used his shirt for a jizz rag before putting it on this morning.

Did somebody say Zombie? Best zombie shirt ever.

Coffee mug that lets people around you know where they stand.