Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.

Great shirt to have if you enjoy screwing with people in public.

Peeling Elmer's Glue off my hand brings back great childhood memories.

Pssst The Lion is right behind you!