Guy has a lazy eye and forgot his glasses for family pictures so his brother fixed it for him.

Some heroes don't wear a cape, they hold a roll of toilet paper.

If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise...

Greek Economy = Forever A Loan

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.