He should have had it delivered

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.

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