Dog Gets Tossed Out Of A Boat While Going Through Some Rapids On A River But His Owner Quickly Retrieves Him. The Dog Seems To Enjoy The Thrill Of It All Since Its Tail Never Stops Wagging.
If You Ever Do Something That You Think Is Really Dumb Don't Worry It Could Be Worse. You Could Be A Sloth.
Did this family buy their clothes before or after painting their car?
Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.
I Don't Think I Will Be Visiting Tickera Any Time Soon If They Hope You Catch Crabs During Your Stay.