In-game stats for this match between Pakistan and India brought to you by Herp Derpler.

It is absolutely amazing how much all 5 members of this family look alike.

Don't drink and set your car on fire and give a taco to a cop.

CNN thinks Hong Kong is in South America.

This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

This is what a concerned father looks like.