If you don't mean bacon and eggs when using the term 'BAE' I don't want to know you.

It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

You have been using the wrong public bathroom stall your entire life.

Lost Dog. Long-haired blonde mutt, shots not up to date, loves to play with balls. No Reward.

Finding a job is more difficult than ever, just ask this guy.

Vegan co-worker had a birthday today so we gave her a special cake.